The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Ref: "Number Tyson, that's a flag." Tyson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tyson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.