The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Tyson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tyson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.