The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.