The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tyson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.