The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Tyson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.