The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tyson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.