The Dropped Pass Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tyson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.