The Snap Count Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- The QB looks at Tyson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Tyson, Tyson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.