The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Tyson, that's a flag." Tyson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.