The Snap Count Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Tyson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.