The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tyson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.