The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tyson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.