The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Tyson was due a breakout.
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tyson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.