The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tyson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.