The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tyson's stadium. Only over Tyson.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tyson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.