The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.