The Inch-Short Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Tyson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Tyson, Tyson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.