The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tyson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.