The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.