The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.