The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.