The Hamstring Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.