The Hamstring Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.