The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allen, the end zone is a rumor.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.