The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.