The Sack Spiral Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.