The Sack Spiral Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.