The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Every deep ball Allen throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.