The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.