The Pick-Six Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.