The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.