The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.