The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.