The Kneel-Down Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- Allen slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.