The Snap Count Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.