The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allen, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.