The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allen throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.