The Sideline-Scold Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Allen slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
74%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.