The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.