The Hamstring Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.