The Hamstring Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.