The Hamstring Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.