The Sideline-Scold Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.