The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Every deep ball Allen throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.