The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.