The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allen, the end zone is a rumor.
- Allen audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.