The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.