The Phantom Holding Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Downs tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.