The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.