The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.